At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Randomize
