Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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