your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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