Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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