I seem to have left my pride at pride
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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