Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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