if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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