well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize