at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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