that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
