i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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