Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
