There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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