Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
