Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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