fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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