so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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