I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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