Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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