quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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