MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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