Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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