STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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