How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Are we still banned from the library?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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