That's intense
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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