Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
