do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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