I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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