Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
