i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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