Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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