Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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