you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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