I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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