apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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