You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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