I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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