i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
be right there i have to get my cape
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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