Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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