i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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