you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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