we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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