i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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