wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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