I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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