You really coming over, don't trick.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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