And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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