One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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