Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
