I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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