So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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