Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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