Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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