They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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