Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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